Isaac's birthday fell over this past weekend, giving us the perfect excuse to check out the Bourbon Festival in Bardstown. Bardstown is a cute city just under an hour's drive south of us, along scenic stretches of farmland. The area has a rich history in bourbon production, and so calls itself the bourbon capital of the world. Every year they host the Kentucky Bourbon Festival.
The drive is quite nice - the four lane road narrows down to two, and towards the west you can see the dark blue ridges of mountains on the horizon. "This is the reason people here like muscle cars," Isaac said. It reminded me of a Grant Wood painting.
Our first impression of Bardstown was charming. The downtown area doesn't have money mongering meters, and it has a stable-themed covered free parking area, complete with well-maintained public restrooms. We were quickly greeted by the town's welcome wagon, wearing neon vests and offering brochures and information.
Above is a shot of the main drag, with the information center straight head. Below, our parking spot just off of that main road.
Onto the festival. A small car show and a bunch of vendors mostly selling bourbon-related goods. Bourbon barrels transformed into furniture, wall art, even toothpicks! Bourbon infused jams, sauces and desserts.

The big bourbon distilleries had impressive pop-up stores that looked like mini houses. Inside you could buy typical things like t-shirts and candles with their logos on it.
The store fronts were really adorable, and I can't help but think about how cute a neighborhood of tiny houses would be if everyone put as much effort into their facades as these distilleries did.
We ducked into the Whiskey Museum where it stood overlooking the festival's tents and tiny houses. We didn't pause to read details, but it was an air-conditioned building filled with an impressive collection of old whiskey-related memorabilia which was very fun to look at.
Having just a few of something can be tacky. But I'm convinced that whenever you have a huge amount of any one thing, it starts to look cool again. For example, this mini bottle collection below.
One of the funnest rooms featured items teasing about prohibition. Sadly, because we didn't read much, I don't know any details like when these bottles were actually made. I imagine they are popular collector's items.
In case it is difficult to read, some of the bottles' captions above and below:
"Here's the poison that I've taken for years. So you too may drink it without any fears."
"Giggle soup"
It seems like political activists used to be rather witty with their banners. "Large streams from little fountains flow, great sots from moderate drinkers grow."
There was food and live music calling out to our senses, but we made the excellent decision to take the leisurely five minute's stroll back to Bardstown's main street to find a restaurant.
There with the orange awnings, Maya's Mexican. Even if you don't care much for Mexican food, you have to admire the portion sizes.
Isaac got some dish with carne in the title, go figure.
Trying to be healthy, I chose an option under the "salads" heading that had fajita in the title. My good intentions were rewarded and the waitress set this muy grande taco before me.
Everything was delicious. Amazingly so. And twenty minutes later, we were still eating, even Isaac struggling to finish off the generous amount of meat given.
We walked around digesting, checking out local shops selling handmade crafts (some not bourbon related) and of course Kentucky-made bourbon goods. Another comfortable 45 minute drive through the country and we were back home. It was a relaxing and fun trip that the birthday boy seemed to enjoy quite a bit. More than the festival, discovering relaxing and friendly Bardstown was the highlight for us both. It looks like Frankfort might have just gotten knocked off its pedestal. We have found another lovely and quiet place to escape to on the weekends.